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zaterdag 29 november 2014

3 matches for Revelations

On February 14th it will be time for REVELATIONS
and here are 3 matches that are announced for that PPV.

3-Way for UFAH Women's Championship Match
Solo Darling & Alexa Bliss vs Mia Yim & Bayley
vs Allysin Havok & Taeler Hendrix

UFAH Championship Match
Prince Devitt vs Sean O'Haire

UFAH Hardcore Championship Match
Samoa Joe vs Mick Funk

Rumor has it that Samoa Joe has said that if he can't
defeat Mick Funk, he will be leaving UFAH.
When your webmaster asked Mick Funk about the rumor,
he replied with only one word 'ANARCHY!'

zondag 9 november 2014

Why, Colt, Why?

After the PPV, the webmaster caught up with Colt Cabana
and asked him why he left Raymond during their match.
Colt answered that he didn't feel like wrestling anymore
and said he was going back to Chicago to work on his podcast.

When I got to the lockerroom, I saw the remaining members of
The Four Horsemen help Raymond get to his locker and asked
them what would happen to them now.
Adam Rose answered we need to find someone who isn't a lemon
while Bayley said that the first thing they had to do was get
Raymond to a doctor for a medical examination.
Gabe Tuft pushed me out of his way and helped Bayley and Adam
to carry Raymond to a doctor.
I think the rumors about Gabe joining The Four Horsemen are true.

Jeffrey Roberts and Hardcore Bob Holly were celebrating their win
and when I asked Holly what he thought of what happened during
the match he answered that Colt made a bad decision and that he
hopes Colt will stay away from UFAH otherwise he would destroy
him for doing what he did even if it made him win the championship.

Evie and Mia Yim were stretchered out of the arena and sent to
the hospital after a hard hit against the announce table.
The results are that both Mia Yim and Evie have bruised ribs
and are supposed to return in a month or two. Expect them to have
a match at the earliest possibility for them to perform again.

Mick Funk returned at the conclusion of the night wearing a new
attire and a new hair cut. When I asked him why he attacked
Hayabusa and Prince Devitt the only thing he said was ANARCHY!
The roster better watch their backs for One Crazed Anarchist!

Sean O'Haire became the new Number 1 Contender and is set to
face Prince Devitt at Revelations in February.
O'Haire was celebrating his win and said to me that he is considering
retiring next year so he hopes he can have one reign as champion.

Hayabusa thanked all the fans for their support, but his body was
feeling so banged up from all the years of wrestling he had to retire.
He wishes the UFAH roster the best and will visit them as soon
as possible. He also added that Mick Funk should watch his back,
because his actions will come back to haunt him.

Apocalypse Results

1st Match - UFAH Tag Team Championship Match
Hardcore Bob Holly & Jeffrey Roberts became new champions
after Colt Cabana walked out and left Raymond alone in the ring.
Colt yelled that he didn't need wrestling anymore.
Hardcore Bob Holly hit the Alabama Slam for the win.

2nd Match - UFAH Women's Tag Team Championship Match
Solo Darling & Alexa Bliss became new champions after
hitting a combination of Darling's Rapture Plex and
Bliss' Sparkle Splash on Alicia Briggs.
Before Allysin Havok could break up the pin, Darling
speared Havok of the apron.

3rd Match - UFAH Women's Championship Match
Ivelisse Velez retained against Mia Yim, Melina & Evie after
hitting Melina with the Disdain. Near the end of the match both
Mia Yim & Evie were taken to the back on stretchers after Evie
hit a big Suicide Dive through the ropes onto Mia Yim and they
both hit the announce table quite hard.

4th Match - UFAH Hardcore Championship Match
Samoa Joe retained against Roman Johnson after hitting
the Muscle Buster onto the steel steps. Dean Moxley and Tyler Rollins
were standing next to the ring to make sure nobody could try to interfere.

5th Match - Number 1 Contender for UFAH Championship Battle Royal
Sean O'Haire became the new number 1 after eliminating The Hurricane.

The order of elimination match
1. Cliff Compton
2. Willow
3. 'Big' Jack Adams
4. Great Muta
5. Vega
6. Dragon
7. Captain Morgan
8. Bear
9. Wade Justice
10. Victor Curtis
11. Kristian Holtzman
12. Clarence King
13. The Alpha Male
14. Michael Shanahan
15. Dante Bautista
16. Scott Hellwig
17. Austin Aries
18. Gabe Tuft
19. The Hurricane

6th Match - UFAH Championship vs Career Match
Prince Devitt retained against Hayabusa after hitting Bloody Sunday.
As per match stipulation Hayabusa had to retire after the match.
Prince Devitt shook Hayabusa's hand and thanked him for
the wonderful match. Mick Funk came out of the back wearing
a new attire and hit both Prince Devitt and Hayabusa with a
kendo stick. After his attack, Mick Funk screamed ANARCHY!